This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Since it took Kim Kardashian a mere 72 days to back out of her marriage with Kris Humphries, we kinda wanted her to back out of the spotlight for at least 72 days — because we’re dying for a break from all this Kardashian Krap-to-strophic drama. But [...]
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This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Kim Kardashian is a taken woman. The 30-year-old uber reality starlet said “I do” to 26-year-old New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries in a wedding Saturday that embodied a trifecta of what the famous family represents: extravagance, celebrity friends, and most of all, endorsement deals. In fact, [...]
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This article can also be found on Fancast.com. “Jersey Shore’s” Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi is on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone. Question: Has someone at the mag been eating paint chips? Yes, indeed, the pint-size pouf-head’s stardom has blasted off into another galaxy (actually, we think it created another galaxy), and whether [...]
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This article can also be found on Fancast.com. We were already convinced that Kim Kardashian’s colossal backside buttercups—and her ability to shake them into moneymakers—were the eighth wonder of the world, but when word got out via The Hollywood Reporter that she and the rest of her famous-for-being-famous reality clan grossed a whopping $65 million [...]
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This article can also be found on Fancast.com. At 10 am on NBC this morning, millions of glutei maximi across America broke out into a guilt-ridden sweat when Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford (KLG) hosted the entire Fourth Hour of “Today” on cycling machines, ellipticals, and treadmills! With calorie counters strapped to their bulging [...]
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This article can also be found on Fancast.com. We wondered if Danielle Staub’s new reality hosting gig, succinctly titled ‘Social,’ would quietly disintegrate like the outer ends of her eyebrows, but we were wrong. Radar Online has just released a clip of the show, which features the freshly fired ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ villainess [...]
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This article can also be found on Fancast.com. Does watching your favorite reality TV stars work up your appetite? (Yeah, we didn’t think so.) But hey, ‘The Spin Crowd’s Jonathan Cheban and Simon Huck are sure hoping that it does since they plan on opening the Reality Cafe on the Las Vegas Strip! (Is that [...]
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This is the second installment of atrocious pop songs originating from the annals of mine’s own tortured mind. Introducing White Lion’s “When the Children Cry” (1987). This is what Angelina Jolie sings to her brood before they go to bed.
I’m starting a new lil series in my blog, which I’ve entitled the Why, Lawd, Why?! Pop Music Vault. This series represents random pop songs that make me feel obscenely gross–like when my kindergarten teacher, Mr. Ellenburg, forced me to eat cafeteria salad mixed with whole vitamin D milk. The lunch tray was lime green. [...]