This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Could this possibly be the end of hearing the lovelorn phrase “dot dot dot” and the diabolical name “Bentley”? The former, perhaps. The latter—don’t bet your pinky toes on it. On last night’s “Bachelorette,” the ever-gullible Ash realized a few life lessons during her stay in Hong [...]
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This interview can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Do you smell that? Oh, it’s just “Bachelorette” Ashley Hebert still burning to a crisp post-William Holman’s roast faux pas. Although the 29-year cell phone salesman hit the ground running when he romanced Ash on their wedding-themed Vegas date, he crashed and burned shortly thereafter—first at the [...]
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This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. On last season’s “The Bachelor,” we thought Ashley was the smart one out of the ditzy emotional bunch. But now that she’s the daggum “Bachelorette,” we pity the fool! The ridonculous decisions she made in Chang Mai, Thailand, last night was proof that her insecurities and sick [...]
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This interview can also be found on XfinityTV.com. “Bachelorette” Ashley Hebert bent the rules and decided to eliminate only one sap instead of the usual two on last Monday’s episode. Unfortunately, the one roseless dude ended up being West Lee, whose wife’s death seemed a little too much for Ash to handle. The 30-year-old lawyer [...]
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This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. On last night’s “Bachelorette,” Ashley and her 12 remaining homeboys were flown to the other side of the world—Phuket, Thailand! So you’d think being in such a breathtaking, exotic locale, the gal would be in major Zen mode, right? Of course, not! Not when she’s still demon [...]
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This interview can also be found on XfinityTV.com. If you thought former “Bachelorette” contestant Jeff Medolla (primarily known as Mask Man) was just weird, then the joke is on you (or so he mockingly claims). In his brilliant mind, he’s an ingenious “prankster” with a smart societal message, and he’s guffawing all the way to [...]
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This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. For those of you who have skim-milk endowments and fear you’re second-rate goods, last night’s “Bachelorette” was an empathetic ode to you via Ashley’s devastatingly crappola experience! Not only was her mojo smashed at the Comedy Club, but she was also eviscerated and secretly laughed at by [...]
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This interview can also be found on XfinityTV.com. The season’s barely getting started, but ‘Bachelorette’ contestant Bentley Williams is already causing quite a ruckus with his sadistic comments about Ashley Hebert—who is foolishly head over heels for him. But if you think what he’s been spouting off so far is pretty evil, he’s just getting [...]
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This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Last night’s “Bachelorette” episode was like a tragic horror flick: We were forced to hear sob stories of loved ones who died for one reason or another, watch unsightly wannabe B-Boys in Vegas, and see the Mask Man send telepathic messages to a squawking hawk—in a grey [...]
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This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. “I’m gonna do it right this time,” said a mighty brave Ashley Hebert on last night’s “Bachelorette” season premiere. “I’m not gonna let my insecurities get in the way of my happiness this time.” And so the love muffin installment begins, my chickadees. Twenty-five bachelors got their [...]
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