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‘Bachelor’: Courtney Makes Enemies Galore But Ben’s Still a Fan

This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Last night’s “Bachelor” was full of emotional mountains and valleys as the gang took off to Park City, Utah, into the breathtaking great outdoors. But the scenic landscape gave way to fuglified cat scratching as Courtney’s manipulative ways to snag Ben began to make eyeballs roll and [...]

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‘The Bachelor’: Mystery Girl Tries to Steal Ben’s Heart, Causes Catty Upheaval

This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. “The Bachelor” wasn’t a cake walk this past Monday night. Not only were there scary heights to climb in San Fran but also pancake butts were getting bruised whilst skiing, and there was crying and fainting of North Korea-Kim Jung Il-ian proportions! And the biggest whopper of [...]

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‘Bachelor’: Mean Girls Stir Up Trouble in Whine Country

This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Boring Benji got a hair-raising jolt of excitement on last night’s “Bachelor” when he discovered girl-on-girl hatin’ was already in full effect! Although he had assumed bringing 18 ladies to his hometown of Sonoma Valley would be a peaceful grape-plucking experience for all, a sexually aggressive set [...]

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‘Bachelor’ Premiere: A Grandma and a Horse Capture Ben’s Heart

This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Hair fetishists, lesbians, and Grandma Sheryls everywhere were overjoyed when the season premiere of the “Bachelor” finally arrived last night. Looking perfectly coiffed and reserved, Ben was introduced to his 25 potential juicy lollipops and discovered that even in the show’s 16th season, there were still a [...]

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Emily Maynard Opens Up About Split With ‘Bachelor’ Brad Womack

This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Since ABC offered a “Bachelor Updates” special, America politely waited to hear Emily Maynard spill the deets on why her and Bradonka-donk Womack’s fairytale romance zapped off into reality TV oblivion. But after host Chris Harrison ended his 20-minute interview with the sniffling single mama, the only [...]

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‘Bachelor’ Brad and Emily Still Together Despite Tabloid Claims of Break-Up

This article can also be found on Fancast.com. Although “Bachelor” Brad Womack and Emily Maynard told the world on Monday night’s “After the Final Rose” show that they’re committed to making their “roller coaster” of a relationship work, tabloid rumors are already swirling that the two have gone Splitsville. “Emily is not able to forgive [...]

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‘Bachelor’ Brad Womack Has Found The One

This article can also be found on Fancast.com. Mattel collectors all around America rejoice! Barbie and Ken have united on ABC! Following his Southern roots right down to his achy breaky heart, “Bachelor” Brad Womack took “a leap of faith” Monday tonight and proposed to 24-year-old North Cackey-lackian Emily Maynard! “Shut up!” you say in [...]

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‘Bachelor’ Finalists Chantal vs. Emily: Who Should Brad Choose?

This article can also be found on Fancast.com. It’s about that time again, “Bachelor” fanatics! This coming Monday on ABC (8/7c) Brad Womack must choose which lady he’ll run away from first he’ll be walking down that honky-tonk aisle with in Texas—will it be Chantal ‘Munchy Munch’ O’Brien or Emily ‘Dolly Parton’ Maynard? We weigh [...]

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‘The Bachelor: Women Tell All’ Special: Michelle Suffers Epic Breakdown

This article can also be found on Fancast.com. Monday’s “Bachelor: Women Tell All” special was full of tears and unspeakable tan jobs! There was headache-inducing anger (mostly towards Maniacal Michelle), less closure, and unresolved questions that left gaping holes in the ladies’ embittered Grinch hearts. But one thing was for sure – no other host [...]

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Ex-’Bachelor’ Contestant Ashley H.: I Was Heartbroken

This interview can also be found on Fancast.com. On last Monday’s episode of “The Bachelor,” the communication between Brad Womack and Ashley Hebert got lost in the jungles of South Africa, and he regretfully gave her the boot. It seemed clearer—at least to him—that the the two’s life goals were figuratively and literally miles a [...]

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