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‘Jersey Shore’ Recap in Quotes: Seven Life Lessons to Remember (episode 7)

This article can also be found on Fancast.com. Last night’s ‘Jersey Shore’ special was an emotional and spiritual pathos on the guidos in the house that I shall soon not forget. We learned that The Situation has morals and that he will stand up to the Kim Kardashian wannabes of this world who cheat on [...]

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‘Jersey Shore’ Recap: A House Divided (episode 6)

The article can also be found on Fancast.com. Last night’s ‘Jersey Shore’ episode was the type of drama that made me want to bash my head into a dinner plate! Talk about a nightmare within Metropole Apartments, yo! Within a span of 60 minutes, we experienced friendships inexplicably destroyed; yanked-out weaves and French manicures strewn [...]

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‘Jersey Shore’ Recap: Sammi’s Punch Drunk Love (episode 5)

This article can also be found on Fancast.com. Last night’s ‘Jersey Shore’ is what youse guys were all waiting for, wasn’t it? You sick puppies! Instead of channeling her wrath on her Mutant Man Whore Ron, Sammi goes buck wacky on Snooks and especially JWoww—just because they don’t fess up to writing the Ron-Makes-Out-With-Fat-Girls note! [...]

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Jersey Shore Recap: ‘G.T.F (Gym, Tan, and Find Out Who Wrote the Note)’ (episode 4)

This article can also be found on Fancast.com. Rats! There are rats up in the ‘Jersey Shore,’ yo! Who wrote the anonymous note to Sammi that reveals Ron makes out with fat chicks in the club? And who has the intellectual skills to include the advanced SAT word ‘wisely’ when warning her? But never mind [...]

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‘Jersey Shore’ Recap: Sexcapades, Smooshing, and Grenades! (episode 3)

This article can also be found on Fancast.com. Get your best smoosh on because ‘Jersey Shore’ is feeling the heat, and it’s making them do all kinds of crazy! While the Ron and Sam lust saga continues to dehydrate us and the questionable Snooki-and-Vinny hook-up is forcing us to detox, at least last night’s episode [...]

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‘Jersey Shore’ Recap: Why You So Obsessed With Me? (episode 2)

This article can also be found on Fancast.com [Cue Pauly D’s voice] ‘Jersey Shore’ is gettin’ back on track to its usual mad-crazy self, right? Last night’s theme was the Big O—No, not that ‘O’—get your mind outta the gutter! But ‘O’ as in Obsessed. The Ronnie and Sammi love saga is heating up like [...]

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Is ‘Jersey Shore’ Still Worth A Visit?

This article can also be found on Fancast.com. So it’s like dis, aight: A full-on hour of actual “GTL!” (Gym, Tanning, Laundry) and manic fist pumping would’ve been more entertaining than last night’s second season premiere of ‘Jersey Shore.’ Aside from some choice moments we already captured for you, the first 45-minutes was essentially an [...]

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‘Jersey Shore’ Sneak Peek in Quotes: ‘Obama Put a 10% Tax on Tanning’

This article can also be found on Fancast.com. What a tease! We were hoping MTV would be hitting us up with a ten-minute montage of ‘Jersey Shore’ Season 2 highlights during Sunday’s Movie Awards, but instead, we just get an intro of their road-trip escape from the East Coast’s Snowmageddon down to the warm, sultry [...]

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