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Would you be thrilled to watch a leg-revealing Ole Granny toe tap her way into your geriatric-loving heart? Or how about a throng of scantily clad gay men performing awe-inspiring pelvic thrusts and show-stopping flips?

Well, stretch out those hamstrings and get ready to groove because on January 4, CBS brings you Paula Abdul’s ‘Live to Dance’—the dancing competition world’s answer to ‘America’s Got Talent.’

And just like its predecessor, the show has three judges: The pharmaceutically induced slow-speaking Miss Abdul, an unrecognizable former Pussycat Doll named Kimberly Wyatt, and MJ’s This Is It choreographer Travis Payne. And how could a reality competition show be legit without a male British host? Get this: CBS found one—with Bieber Fever hair! Blimey!

Check out the clip below and tell us if you think “Live to Dance” is worth tuning in to!

Just as breakdancing was introduced to the masses in front of the New York Public Library in midtown Manhattan almost 30 years ago, jerking recently emerged from the streets of Los Angeles–where I envision it starting out in a parking lot of an El Pollo Loco. I kid, I kid.

So these prepubescent cats think they can dance? Time for a showdown. They might be jerking around, but I got the New Kids Dance–baam! How you like me now?!