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In this installment of the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” Adrienne was forced by Bravo to have a midweek bring-your-family barbecue event because it was the safest environment to keep the ladies from breaking Brandi G.’s other leg and force-feeding it to Taylor.
The newly-divorced-and-highly-embittered LeAnn Rimes Hater continued to reveal her self-proclaimed “balls to the wall” persona, while the other ancillary newbie Dana took us into her boobs-and-tiara extravagant lifestyle (we’ll get to those ridonk Robo Cop sunglasses later).
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Suspicions abounded amid a sea of stretched-out poker faces on last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” as: 1) Kim shadily slurred her way through the day with Adrienne, 2) Taylor suspected Lisa of talking to the press about her relationship with Russell, and 3) new gal Brandi felt the mean-girl mockery of the Housewives reverberating through her one unbroken 10-foot long leg.
But in the end, nobody was ready to be confrontational, except for Madame Vanderpump-You-Up, who practically went Oklahoma on Taylor’s non-existent arse about sporting the Ghandi look.
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On last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” Taylor went off the deep end—as the facade of her happy marriage to Russell, along with years of self-denial and low self-esteem, began to unravel at Camille’s Colorado weekend vacay. So what was the catalyst that started Tay-Tay’s cray cray? Could it have been the bottle of bubbly she downed? The altitude? Her apparent hunger strike? Perhaps, it was a toxic combo of the three…
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It’s been centuries since I’ve written on the “collagen” aspect of my blog. The real reason why is that I haven’t really found any anti-aging face serums or creams that have helped my stinkin’ laugh lines plump up—my main litmus test.
I’ve gone through a zillion bottles of who knows what—switching from expensive, hormone-disrupting toxic products to the cheaper, earth-friendly schtuff—all depending on whether I think I’m looking like a Sharpei at that particular moment. (To clarify, when I’m in a panic, I’ll lean on the bad chemical-laden concoctions because I have this unsubstantiated belief that they tend to do a better job than Mother Nature.) Oh, the shame, I know. Read More »
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[**SPOILER ALERT**] After all the backstabbing, tears, and jeers on “Bachelor Pad,” ex-couple Michael Stagliano and Holly Durst emerged as victors, winning the $250K prize together!
“She’ll always be my teammate!” Michael generously exclaimed, despite having to find out on stage last night that his ex was newly engaged to dental-rific Blake Julian. (Wow, talk about ABC and “Blolly” – Blake and Holly – taking things to a new all-time low by setting up the B-Boy that way.) Read More »
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Last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” took to the slopes as the ladies packed their Louis Vuitton suitcases and flew out for a weekend ski trip to Camille’s Beaver Creek lodge in the Colorado mountains. (Lisa later referred to everyone as “creeky beavers,” but we actually think she was speaking innocently. Ahem.)
Sibling, friendship, and marital issues bubbled underneath the gang’s happy exteriors of flirting with the local mountain men (they shockingly had a full set of teeth), wearing Dr. Zhivago and Fleetwood Mac hats, and ragging on cheater-cheater-pumpkin-eater, Kelsey, to pass the time. Read More »
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The chemistry between “Bachelor Pad” contestants Holly Durst and Blake Julian was obvious—and so were the alluring genetics: She, with the Amazonian long legs, and he, with the blinding dental-tastic smile.
“This isn’t the end,” she wrote in her prophetic love note to Blake when he was booted off “Bachelor Pad” Monday night. Indeed, it was just the beginning: According to People, the flirty duo are engaged!
Throughout the show’s season, the 28-year-old reality contestants had a difficult time solidifying their budding romance due to the hovering presence of Holly’s ex-fiance, Michael Stagliano, and the emotionally unstable antics of Blake’s initial lip-sucking mate, Melissa Schreiber.
However, it seems that young, impetuous love has triumphed off-screen—at least for now!
The season finale of “Bachelor Pad” airs Monday on ABC at 8/7c.
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Perhaps there was something in the vodka because everyone seemed to be going sexually stir crazy on last night’s “Bachelor Pad.”
While Graham and Michelle had a standard face suck-a-thon, there was the fascinating case of Kienna (i.e. Kasey and Vienna), who argued constantly because Miss Googly Eyes just couldn’t find it in her to copulate with her prepubescent man amid a house full of strangers—although the Florida Jungle Girl in her wanted to.
And then there was ovary-magnet Blake. Even with Melissa’s bi-polardom out of the picture, he still ended up having two ladies after his bicuspids! Offering him some lusty visuals so he wouldn’t forget her, Holly decided to flit around in her itsy bitsy bikini, while you better believe Princess Erica wasn’t gonna go down without a booblicious fight! Too bad for him, Mr. Choppers had to pour his mental energies into dealing with the unwanted advances of the latter since they were forced to be partners…
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There’s been enough finger-pointing surrounding Russell Armstrong’s suicide and consequently, enough hoopla over Bravo’s decision to air tonight’s season premiere of the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” (9/8c) to give us a static migraine.
Some critics argue that proceeding with the season is in bad taste altogether, while others hang in ethical limbo, eagerly waiting to see how the network handles the narrative of Taylor and Russell’s marital woes while simultaneously trying to cut out the haunting presence of the latter. Read More »
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Mark Wahlberg is the mack daddy of entertainment genre-hopping. He gave us ‘Good Vibrations’ in the hip-hop realm, became every girl’s six-pack, brief-wearing fantasy as a Calvin Klein model, has achieved A-list props as an Academy Award nominated actor, and has successfully worked behind the scenes as executive producer for TV hits like “Entourage” and “Boardwalk Empire.”
So what is the 40-year-old dynamo scheming up now? According to E! Online, Mark could have some major beef with reality TV.
At a recent charity function for the L.A. Harbor Boys & Girls Club, the tough guy revealed that he and his brothers are considering a jump into reality TV to promote their high-end burger establishment, Wahlburgers. Read More »
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