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Part Two of the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” Reunion was a dy-no-mite! eppy of Melissa “horse forehead” proportions! It was exactly what we had hoped to see in last week’s tepid Part One opener: Caroline gnashing her “thick-as-thieves” teeth at Tre, Kathy finally waking up from dreaming of brontosaurus-sized cannolis, Tre introducing another new word in her special dictionary, and Melissa revealing she’s the only one who’s able to speak like someone from the suburbs of Connecticut.
In between all of that action, though, was an enormous amount of teeth-grinding temper tantrums and distress that would compel just about anyone—even Andy Cohen—to get a new mouth guard, and he hasn’t even finished wearing his metal braces yet! Read More »
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“If you feel unattractive it makes it so much worse,” Rachel Zoe said about her impending labor on Tuesday’s “Rachel Zoe Project.” “If I’m gonna be a mess, I’m gonna be a glamorous mess.”
And so she was. Last night’s baby eppy was, like, literally ba.na.nas as Rach physically (and fashionably) prepared to give birth to Baby Skyler “Peanut” Berman. As much as she had originally wanted to “give birth to Chanel,” we so wanted to see the little guy pop out with daddy Roger’s meticulously styled metro hair.
To celebrate Rach and Rog’s fashion-forward addition, here’s a look back at Rach’s inventory list of pre-Peanut prerequisites. They’re so major, we’re dying: Read More »
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Poor Brandi. You’d think that a girl on crutches who’s going through a messy public divorce would’ve garnered some sympathy and avoided a Mean Girl Fiasco—but not in 90210, biznatches. (And that’s especially if you call yourself a “slut” and allow your child to have a wee-weeing celebration in your friend’s expensive backyard.)
On last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” we realized two important things from the Game Fright Night brawl eppy: 1) Brandi and Dana are on opposite ends of the high school spectrum. The former is the tough new girl in the neighborhood who refuses to kiss anybody’s skinny J-Lo to be accepted. The latter is the awkward chubby chick who’s dying to be in the popular crowd and will kiss (and deep-tissue massage) everybody’s J-Lo but will never fully get the respect she craves. Losah! 2) Slurring Kim needs to stop dressing in those weird matador jackets and 80s blouses that make her look like she’s part of Prince and the Revolution.
And onto the conclusion of El Lamo Game-o Night and then some… Read More »
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For those who enjoy the study of psychology, Teresa’s behavior on last night’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” Reunion Part One was a classic case of NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder). But I prefer to keep things as rudimentary as possible when we’re talking about the chick from the mean streets of Patterson, NJ—so I simply like to call how she was acting TCD (Thugaboo Chimp Disorder).
The bitter fallout between Teresa and her former two besties, Caroline and Jacqueline, was—as Hostess With the Mostess Andy Cohen described—a “Greek tragedy,” indeedy. And if anyone’s interested in reading how it all ignited into devilish flames, you can start by perusing through the pages of Fabulicious!
But we can’t forget that heartache also befell newbie Housewives Kathy (a.k.a. Sweet Bug Eyes) and especially Melissa (Thank You, Jesus!), considering their attempt to anthropomorphise their volatile cousin and sister-in-law “Tre” backfired on them. In the end, their faces got mauled, if you get what I’m saying.
Before we maul our own faces, check out some of the more interesting moments of last night’s failed Giudice Intervention: Read More »
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Move over Kim Kardashian, another Kim might be getting nuptialized on reality TV —”Real Housewives of Atlanta” Kim Zolciak! (And now the destruction of civilization is complete.)
According to People, the “33-year-old” wig lover, who gave birth to a baby boy in June, confirmed on Twitter that she and baby daddy Kroy Biermann of the Atlanta Falcons will be tying the knot.
“I am happy to announce that YES @biermann71 and I are engaged! I’m on a cloud and so blessed!!” she wrote.
Kim has two daughters from a previous relationship.
TMZ reports that there will be cameras filming at their wedding next month, which has made people wonder if the drama queen could possibly have her own spin-off or wedding special of sorts.
One thing’s for sure: Unless a miracle happens, don’t expect castmate NeNe Leakes to be invited to the big day. No way, chile!
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Brandi was in no mood to play games on last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” and she let Kyle and Kim know that they better think twice before messing with a cellulite-less gimp in short shorts!
The self-referential “Super Slut” brought out her gangsta tricks when she got attacked by the sisters’ “Mean Girls” ‘tude during a game night at Dana’s house. Unlike Dana, who was Charading to be besties with the gals, Brandi was more than ready to Slap Jack them and confront Kim, whom she was convinced was suffering from a case of drunken Scattergories. (Sorry, I couldn’t help myself with the cheeseball game references.)
Check out the tension builder right here: Read More »
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The last act of “Kim’s Fairytale Wedding” ended the way every Kardashian show ends: happily ever after! Yippie! But Kim and Kris’ road to “I Do”—ensconced with diamond headpieces and shaved mustaches—wasn’t a pretty one. There was infighting, resentment, last name considerations (would Kim change her name to Kim Humph-Kardash?), bittersweet daddy revelations, and million dollar decisions to be spent and made, baby!
Check out how Kim and Kris went from choking each other to nuptial-luscious kisses: Read More »
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The “epic” reality TV event of the decade finally arrived last night with part one of “Kim’s Fairytale Wedding,” although if you considered the amount of time allotted for Momager Kris’ neck-lift, it could’ve been called “Kris’ Fairytale Lift-Off.”
While Kim kept busy preparing her dream wedding to turn out as flawlessly as her foundation bronzer, Kourt and Khloé kept their eyebrows raised on their giant brother-in-law-to-be, Kris Humphries, who wanted to ensure his mouthy, chest-thumping ways would remain intact amid the powerful influx of Armenian estrogen he was marrying into…but of course, ball-busting Khloé was going to challenge his manhood—and motivations—all the way to the bank.
The result? A triple ‘K’ Kaper: Khloé + Kris H. = Klash!
Before we alliterate any more and start talking in Kardashian turtle-mode fashion, check out the highlights below: Read More »
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In this installment of the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” Adrienne was forced by Bravo to have a midweek bring-your-family barbecue event because it was the safest environment to keep the ladies from breaking Brandi G.’s other leg and force-feeding it to Taylor.
The newly-divorced-and-highly-embittered LeAnn Rimes Hater continued to reveal her self-proclaimed “balls to the wall” persona, while the other ancillary newbie Dana took us into her boobs-and-tiara extravagant lifestyle (we’ll get to those ridonk Robo Cop sunglasses later).
Check out how the newbies sauced things up: Read More »
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Suspicions abounded amid a sea of stretched-out poker faces on last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” as: 1) Kim shadily slurred her way through the day with Adrienne, 2) Taylor suspected Lisa of talking to the press about her relationship with Russell, and 3) new gal Brandi felt the mean-girl mockery of the Housewives reverberating through her one unbroken 10-foot long leg.
But in the end, nobody was ready to be confrontational, except for Madame Vanderpump-You-Up, who practically went Oklahoma on Taylor’s non-existent arse about sporting the Ghandi look.
Check out the emotionally anorexic highlights below: Read More »
