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Patti Stanger and Bravo host Andy Cohen closed out last night’s final installment of “The Millionaire Matchmaker Reunion” with great wordplay, a few Patti Melts (i.e. meltdowns) via some crazy millionaires, and a surprise engagement! Of course, the night wouldn’t be complete without at least one gay generalization, which Patti provided with precision.
Among the many quickie revelations we learned in the one-hour segment, Patti claimed she doesn’t hate gingers (her millionaires just do) and that when it comes to knowing if they’re in love, “men are microwaves and women are crockpots”—the former know immediately, while the latter take a long time to figure things out.
As for the gay stereotype moment, Patti urged women who are looking to get their breasts enlarged to go to a gay male surgeon since gay men are the experts in aesthetics and will keep the medical jelly to a tasteful size…Now, that generalization wasn’t so bad, was it? Or was it?
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Lip implants exploded across the nation after Taylor’s Britney Spears-like meltdown on last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.”
Although Brandi tried to have a lovely belly dancing (sub-themed “See!-I’m-not-such-a-b—h”) party with the ladies at her friend’s Malibu home, it proved disastrous considering she invited frenemies Camille and Tay-Tay, who was still livid about Camille outing Russell’s abuse at Lisa’s tea party. The toxic mix of chardonnay and annoying ancillary characters (i.e. Camille’s slave-friend D.D. and Brandi’s free-spirited nipples) revealed that almost anything can happen in “The BH” hood!
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According to Adrienne, “love is in the details,” and on last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” it looked like she was right.
While Manic Maloof was busy supervising every aspect of her backyard charity event fashion show that would also debut her new “guaranteed-to-get-bunions” shoe line, Taylor and Russell were trying to get through their marital issues by confronting their painful dysfunctional past via therapy.
Strangely, the star-crossed couple seemed to be looking on the up and up, while Adrienne and Lisa’s friendship appeared to be going stale in light of the Brit deciding to let one of Adrienne’s Vegas hotel rivals host Pandora’s bachelorette party.
As for the issues between Camille and Tay-Tay, well, that impending cheek-implant vs. lip-implant battle was put on hold out of respect for the “Maloof-Hoof” shoe-line extravaganza. You know what they say: Never come between a woman and her shoes, especially if the heels are the height of a skyscraper.
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Last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” wasn’t a pony ride. The aftermath of Lisa’s Mad Tea Party left us majorly confused—compelling us to swear at our pinkies at one point—while it forced the ladies to reevaluate their friendships with one another.
To top it off, some of the gals had to come face-to-face with the subject of their rift—the confounding alleged abuser Russell, who was mostly all smiles at his daughter’s lavish honky tonk 5th birthday party…
And by the by, we refuse to speak of Taylor’s horse comment—at least for now.
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Since it took Kim Kardashian a mere 72 days to back out of her marriage with Kris Humphries, we kinda wanted her to back out of the spotlight for at least 72 days — because we’re dying for a break from all this Kardashian Krap-to-strophic drama.
But considering Kimmie’s first love is her career, that’s just silly wishful thinking…
Check out the latest ups and downs in the Kardashian post-divorce announcement soap opera:
Loyalty deserves a self-indulgent kiss from a perfectly bronzed goddess. Thanking her “loyal blog dolls” for being so supportive amid her “divorce crisis” (a.k.a. brain-freeze crisis), Kim offers her “fans” a “generous” gift: a picture of her blowing a kiss. (Uhh, yeah. We think they’d prefer some of that $18 million wedding loot, or—like one commenter notes—some re-gifting from her expensive-arse wedding gifts.)
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Things were getting way too real on last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” that I almost dove into my flatscreen (cannonball style) in an attempt to Botox the ladies tongues into total paralysis.
Thanks to her Dr. Phil “get-real” type of marriage counseling, Taylor’s pent-up rage against foreboding Lisa was finally unleashed at the latter’s lovely pink tea party, and although her fury proved that she could get Oklahoma on the Brit’s voluptuous arse, it also came to bite the skinny girl right back.
With the perfect mix of rationality, coolness, and British charm, Lisa found a way of taking the negative attention away from her and bringing it back to the more pressing issue at hand that all the ladies knew about but didn’t want to discuss: the revelation that Taylor was being abused by Russell.
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Last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” was an homage to Botox and dead people, and we’re not sure which one was more horrific to watch.
Adrienne’s plastic surgeon hubby Paul threw a syringe-filled beauty night for the ladies, while a few days later, Kyle decided she wanted to high-five Rosemary’s Baby via a seance soiree at her house.
Unfortunately, tension built up at both events, and thanks to Lisa and Kim’s separate antics, Taylor and Kyle ended up carrying the burden.
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Earth-shattering breaking news: Kim Kardashian is attempting to be private.
As much as you guys were jonesing for a two-part Kardashian divorce confessional, the Armenian princess has given the hand to E!, saying she will not discuss or allow cameras to shoot her admiring her expensive wedding gifts fighting or crying with soon-to-be ex Kris Humphries or any other semblance of real emotions because, hey, this is a reality show after all, people.
According to TMZ, Kim has decided she’ll hold off shooting “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” until the beginning of next year and will only superficially acknowledge the dissolution of her 72-day marriage.
Considering she’s been “The Butt” of late-night jokes, is being accused of cashing in on a fake marriage by the ‘bloids, and has gotten majorly riffed on by SNL this past Saturday, it looks like the 31-year-old is getting the “reality check” of her life. And for once, it isn’t the kind she can spend.
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Last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” was like a caravan of dreams—some we wanted to keep lazily drifting in, others we wanted to wake up from and scream “Uncle”!
For instance, there was Pandora’s Arabian-esque engagement party, which was full of nutty, gypsy-like characters mixed in with (and practically buried in) the manufactured cleavage of the Beverly Hills Barbie Doll elite.
And then there was the haunting appearance of Russell. Like an eerie memory catapulted back to life, the venture capitalist suddenly appeared in the flesh, reminding us of how much his and Taylor’s story was edited out of the show to keep things light and bubbly as a mimosa. Interestingly, though, Bravo did allow some of the Russell-induced tension to play out in this eppy—even revealing that Lisa’s uber rich friend Mohamed had a huge falling out with him but for reasons unspecified.
Fitting to her personality, Kim made a huge splash, too, unveiling something in her life that’s been giving her the jitters—and this one doesn’t come in a shot glass!
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I’m not sure what I was impressed with more on Adrienne’s lavishly ridonk spa day for the ladies: her $40K facial machines, her red velvet smurf-sized crumpets sprinkled with edible gold, or her Chippendales waiters who possessed bigger breasts than all the ladies combined. (I’ll go with the last.)
But underneath all the manis and pedis and infrared machines lurked emotions that went beyond skin deep. Scared to lose her brand spankin’ new place in the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” ensemble and feeling unfairly ganged up on, Brandi thought the only way to have some semblance of peace was to apologize to Pointer Sisters Kyle and Kim. (But she kinda would’ve rather broken her other foot than do so.)
While Kyle wasn’t as invested in her hatred towards Brandi, “victim” Kimbo was, especially since the newbie accused her of free basing crystal meth—(although really, we know she’s just an innocent glue sniffer on meds). Get it right, Brandi.
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