This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Patti Stanger and Bravo host Andy Cohen closed out last night’s final installment of “The Millionaire Matchmaker Reunion” with great wordplay, a few Patti Melts (i.e. meltdowns) via some crazy millionaires, and a surprise engagement! Of course, the night wouldn’t be complete without at least one gay [...]
This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Lip implants exploded across the nation after Taylor’s Britney Spears-like meltdown on last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” Although Brandi tried to have a lovely belly dancing (sub-themed “See!-I’m-not-such-a-b—h”) party with the ladies at her friend’s Malibu home, it proved disastrous considering she invited frenemies Camille [...]
This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. According to Adrienne, “love is in the details,” and on last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” it looked like she was right. While Manic Maloof was busy supervising every aspect of her backyard charity event fashion show that would also debut her new “guaranteed-to-get-bunions” shoe line, [...]
This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” wasn’t a pony ride. The aftermath of Lisa’s Mad Tea Party left us majorly confused—compelling us to swear at our pinkies at one point—while it forced the ladies to reevaluate their friendships with one another. To top it off, some [...]
This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Since it took Kim Kardashian a mere 72 days to back out of her marriage with Kris Humphries, we kinda wanted her to back out of the spotlight for at least 72 days — because we’re dying for a break from all this Kardashian Krap-to-strophic drama. But [...]
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This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Things were getting way too real on last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” that I almost dove into my flatscreen (cannonball style) in an attempt to Botox the ladies tongues into total paralysis. Thanks to her Dr. Phil “get-real” type of marriage counseling, Taylor’s pent-up rage [...]
This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” was an homage to Botox and dead people, and we’re not sure which one was more horrific to watch. Adrienne’s plastic surgeon hubby Paul threw a syringe-filled beauty night for the ladies, while a few days later, Kyle decided she [...]
This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Earth-shattering breaking news: Kim Kardashian is attempting to be private. As much as you guys were jonesing for a two-part Kardashian divorce confessional, the Armenian princess has given the hand to E!, saying she will not discuss or allow cameras to shoot her admiring her expensive wedding [...]
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This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” was like a caravan of dreams—some we wanted to keep lazily drifting in, others we wanted to wake up from and scream “Uncle”! For instance, there was Pandora’s Arabian-esque engagement party, which was full of nutty, gypsy-like characters mixed in [...]
This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. I’m not sure what I was impressed with more on Adrienne’s lavishly ridonk spa day for the ladies: her $40K facial machines, her red velvet smurf-sized crumpets sprinkled with edible gold, or her Chippendales waiters who possessed bigger breasts than all the ladies combined. (I’ll go with [...]