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‘Bachelor’: Courtney Makes Enemies Galore But Ben’s Still a Fan

This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Last night’s “Bachelor” was full of emotional mountains and valleys as the gang took off to Park City, Utah, into the breathtaking great outdoors. But the scenic landscape gave way to fuglified cat scratching as Courtney’s manipulative ways to snag Ben began to make eyeballs roll and [...]

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‘Project Runway All Stars’: Miss Piggy Demands a Cocktail Dress

This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Even though “Project Runway” just finished its ninth season, last night’s spinoff “Project Runway All Stars” revealed it still had a few new challenges up its sleeve: Enter oink couture. Contestants were challenged to create a flamboyant cocktail dress for none other than her Muppet Highness Miss [...]

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‘The Bachelor’: Mystery Girl Tries to Steal Ben’s Heart, Causes Catty Upheaval

This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. “The Bachelor” wasn’t a cake walk this past Monday night. Not only were there scary heights to climb in San Fran but also pancake butts were getting bruised whilst skiing, and there was crying and fainting of North Korea-Kim Jung Il-ian proportions! And the biggest whopper of [...]

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‘RHOBH’: Aloha This: Kyle & Mauricio Slam Kim For Being in Denial

This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Maybe it was the crystal blue Hawaiian waters, the smell of coconuts amid a flirty breeze, or perhaps it was the cottage cheese-defying ways of Brandi’s bikini-clad bum that made relationships change course on last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” Whatever it was, boy, were we [...]

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‘Bachelor’: Mean Girls Stir Up Trouble in Whine Country

This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Boring Benji got a hair-raising jolt of excitement on last night’s “Bachelor” when he discovered girl-on-girl hatin’ was already in full effect! Although he had assumed bringing 18 ladies to his hometown of Sonoma Valley would be a peaceful grape-plucking experience for all, a sexually aggressive set [...]

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‘RHOBH’: Brandi Over Medicates in Hawaii, Taylor Leaves Russell

This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Last night’s return of  “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” continued where the latest drama ended: at Kyle’s marshmallow land white party. Despite all of the hubbub that Taylor and Russell’s epic dis-invite stirred up, our hearts did feel some peace at knowing that Kyle and Mauricio [...]

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‘Bachelor’ Premiere: A Grandma and a Horse Capture Ben’s Heart

This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Hair fetishists, lesbians, and Grandma Sheryls everywhere were overjoyed when the season premiere of the “Bachelor” finally arrived last night. Looking perfectly coiffed and reserved, Ben was introduced to his 25 potential juicy lollipops and discovered that even in the show’s 16th season, there were still a [...]

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‘RHOBH’: Lawsuit Threat Casts Dark Cloud Over Kyle’s White Party

This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. It was a tale of litigation, drug-induced selective memory, and swollen melon heads on last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” And in the middle of all of it was hostess with the mostess Kyle and her annual white party. Oooh weee! While many of Kyle’s unnamed [...]

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‘RHOBH’: Naughty Dancing Abounds as the Ladies Party Separately in Vegas

This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Forget about The Bloods and The Crips—it was Planet H. vs. The Palms on last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!” While Lisa, daughter Pandy, (and strangely enough) Taylor took off to Sin City to celebrate Pandy’s Chippendales bachelorette party courtesy of Planet Hollywood—Palms rival Adrienne decided [...]

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The 20 Most Memorable Reality TV Moments of 2011

This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. This year was a bonanza of controversy, meltdowns, and redemption in the ubiquitous and perhaps, at times, most reviled genres in TV: REALITY! There were reunions and marriages that should’ve never been, drunks and alien punks, intellectually inept headbangers, and even hooker babies for us to gawk, [...]

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