This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” was like a caravan of dreams—some we wanted to keep lazily drifting in, others we wanted to wake up from and scream “Uncle”! For instance, there was Pandora’s Arabian-esque engagement party, which was full of nutty, gypsy-like characters mixed in [...]
This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. I’m not sure what I was impressed with more on Adrienne’s lavishly ridonk spa day for the ladies: her $40K facial machines, her red velvet smurf-sized crumpets sprinkled with edible gold, or her Chippendales waiters who possessed bigger breasts than all the ladies combined. (I’ll go with [...]
This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Part Two of the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” Reunion was a dy-no-mite! eppy of Melissa “horse forehead” proportions! It was exactly what we had hoped to see in last week’s tepid Part One opener: Caroline gnashing her “thick-as-thieves” teeth at Tre, Kathy finally waking up from [...]
This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. “If you feel unattractive it makes it so much worse,” Rachel Zoe said about her impending labor on Tuesday’s “Rachel Zoe Project.” “If I’m gonna be a mess, I’m gonna be a glamorous mess.” And so she was. Last night’s baby eppy was, like, literally ba.na.nas as [...]
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This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Poor Brandi. You’d think that a girl on crutches who’s going through a messy public divorce would’ve garnered some sympathy and avoided a Mean Girl Fiasco—but not in 90210, biznatches. (And that’s especially if you call yourself a “slut” and allow your child to have a wee-weeing [...]
This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. For those who enjoy the study of psychology, Teresa’s behavior on last night’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” Reunion Part One was a classic case of NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder). But I prefer to keep things as rudimentary as possible when we’re talking about the chick from [...]
This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Move over Kim Kardashian, another Kim might be getting nuptialized on reality TV —”Real Housewives of Atlanta” Kim Zolciak! (And now the destruction of civilization is complete.) According to People, the “33-year-old” wig lover, who gave birth to a baby boy in June, confirmed on Twitter that [...]
This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. Brandi was in no mood to play games on last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” and she let Kyle and Kim know that they better think twice before messing with a cellulite-less gimp in short shorts! The self-referential “Super Slut” brought out her gangsta tricks when [...]
This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. The last act of “Kim’s Fairytale Wedding” ended the way every Kardashian show ends: happily ever after! Yippie! But Kim and Kris’ road to “I Do”—ensconced with diamond headpieces and shaved mustaches—wasn’t a pretty one. There was infighting, resentment, last name considerations (would Kim change her name [...]
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This article can also be found on XfinityTV.com. The “epic” reality TV event of the decade finally arrived last night with part one of “Kim’s Fairytale Wedding,” although if you considered the amount of time allotted for Momager Kris’ neck-lift, it could’ve been called “Kris’ Fairytale Lift-Off.” While Kim kept busy preparing her dream wedding [...]
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