Monthly Archives: August 2010

‘Bachelor Pad’ Recap: The Truth Hurts (episode 4)

This article can also be found on Fancast.com. Last night’s ‘Bachelor Pad’ was no fun and games as the house had to play The Truthiness Game and scar the fragile self-esteems of mostly the yellow-haired lasses! Some couples rose, while other love alliances fell apart, thanks to a little too much nose-picking and mixing of [...]

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‘Real Housewives of NJ’ Reunion Recap: Fist And Shout

This article can also be found on Fancast.com. For those souls who watched last night’s ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ reunion show, this is what I must declare: Those polluted woman! This fighting was not therapeutical! I about spit out my imaginary sangwich and shaved my (non-hairy) face from my cheekbones to my neck when [...]

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Jersey Shore Recap: ‘G.T.F (Gym, Tan, and Find Out Who Wrote the Note)’ (episode 4)

This article can also be found on Fancast.com. Rats! There are rats up in the ‘Jersey Shore,’ yo! Who wrote the anonymous note to Sammi that reveals Ron makes out with fat chicks in the club? And who has the intellectual skills to include the advanced SAT word ‘wisely’ when warning her? But never mind [...]

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‘Real Housewives of DC’ Recap: Project Runaway (episode 4)

This article can also be found on Fancast.com. Having enslaved my weary eyes to last night’s ‘Real Housewives of DC’ eppy, I discovered two important facts: 1) Before the Gate-crashing incident, the Salahis were already making it a habit of sneaking into high-profile events. 2) I want to wake up in colorful adult footsie pajamas [...]

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‘DC Housewives’ Star Lynda Erkiletian: Don’t Call Me A Cougar

This interview can also be found on Fancast.com. When you hear the words “energy field” and “centered” within the ‘Real Housewives’ franchise, the ominous presence of Danielle Staub might flash before your petrified eyeballs! But fear not: This time they’re coming from ‘Real Housewives of DC’ Lynda Erkiletian, and her temperament is a lot more [...]

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‘Real Housewife’ Caroline: My Attack On Danielle Was ‘Cruel’ But True

This article can also be found on Fancast.com. The tears of a clown? Well, when you’re talking about ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Caroline Manzo and her feelings about her showdown with Danielle Staub, not so much. Maybe a more appropriate term would be “resigned acceptance with a smidgen of regret”? “I’m not proud of [...]

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‘Bachelor Pad’ Exit Q&As: Who Thinks Elizabeth Is Demonic?

This interview can also be found on Fancast.com. Although Gia Allemand and Jonathan “Weatherman” Novack got the hook on Monday night’s ‘Bachelor Pad,’ the two were all jokes and giggles in a joint conference call with reporters the following day. Here’s our back-and-forth with the model and meteorologist-turned-stand-up comic: Gia, are you still in a [...]

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‘Bachelor Pad’ Recap: Kiss and Don’t Tell (episode 3)

This article can also be found on Fancast.com. On last night’s ‘Bachelor Pad,’ we experienced face-sucking halitosis proliferation and terrifying love of the half-brained sort align! Since the Outsiders’ original game plan was thwarted—thanks to the emotional roller coasters that are Gia and Nikki—all hell broke loose, and the Coupley Insiders infiltrated the singleton group. [...]

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‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Finale Recap: Danielle And Caroline Face Off

This article can also be found on Fancast.com. For some who watched the ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ finale last night, it may have been The Clash of the Titans. For others, The War of the Matriarchs. But for me? I’d like to call it the case of The Six-foot Embittered Draggie vs. The Stout [...]

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Top 5 Ways to Get Rid of ‘Real’ Housewife Danielle Staub

This article can also be found on Fancast.com. Da-da-da dumb! Are you ready for Monday’s long-awaited ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey‘ gangsta finale?! In a sneak peek clip, Mama Manzo has awoken from her Staub-ghoulish slumber and is ready to cock-some-doodle doos! “I’m so tired of watching you guys battle this lunatic,” the red rooster [...]

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