This article can also be found on Fancast.com. Now that ‘The Bachelor’s Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi’s I-Hate-You-We’re-Caput-And-You’re-Probably-Gay announcement has transpired, the two star-crossed (and starstruck) lovers have had time to be a bit more strategic on how they might continue torturing us with reasons why their middle school lollipop love went down the Tube. [...]
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This article can also be found on Fancast.com. Just as this here recapper was overwhelmed by the tub of babaganoush that she overate while watching last night’s ‘Bachelorette,’ she was just as or even more overwhelmed by the scenic mystical wonder that is Turkey! But alas, the beauty was somewhat tainted by the guilty rat [...]
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This interview can also be found on Fancast.com. While ‘Bachelorette’ Ali Fedotowsky is busy flying to Istanbul, Turkey, with her remaining Romeos, ex-nayed rosebuds Kasey Kahl and Jonathan Novack (a.k.a. the Weatherman) took some time out in a conference call with reporters to dish on their unrequited love and their experience on the show–and boy, [...]
This article can also be found on Fancast.com. Fame is what brought ‘Bachelor’ contestants Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi together, and fame is what tore them apart–or could it have been Jake’s devotion to his two left feet or Vienna’s supposed stalkerazzi tendencies? Who knows? Rumors and allegations are flying like hotcakes, and we don’t [...]
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This article can also be found on Fancast.com. Last night’s ‘Bachelorette’ episode gets an A+ for its Icelandic-tastic cinematography and an F- for its intrigue. The show was so yawn-worthy, we’d rather have watched Chris Harrison eat rotten shark with his ABC interns and exchange his American dollars for krona–in slo mo. Despite poetry recitations, [...]
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This article can also be found on Fancast.com. Is ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Danielle Staub pulling a LiLo with lesbian singer-songwriter Lori Michaels? If you happened to catch the Queen of Scary on Bravo’s ‘Watch What Happens Live’ show last night, you may have noticed the duo’s PDA overload before keeling over cross-eyed [...]
This article can also be found on Fancast.com. Can’t. Take. It. Anymore. Thank the good lawd this freaking ‘Real Housewives of NYC’ reunion is finito! The deluge of estrogen pouring out of the tube last night caused me to jump off my Bob-O-Pedic discounted mattress and pace back and forth doing the Ramona Crazy Eyes. [...]
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This article can also be found on Fancast.com. Last night’s sequel to the ‘Real Housewives of NYC’ Reunion was more recycling of the horrid tiffs that have plagued the felines ad nauseum, but like food poisoning, the grievances needed to be upchucked in order to be ready for…well…another bigger and better case of food poisoning [...]
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This article can also be found on Fancast.com. Could you feel the love in last night’s ‘Bachelorette‘? Ali and the gang pack their bags to go on a whirlwind world tour, and their first stop is the Big Apple. Not only did Ali get serenaded via ‘The Lion King’ on Broadway, but she also got [...]
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This article can also be found on Fancast.com. [Cue Antonio Banderas' voice uno momento]: Money was what they already had. But fame is what changed everything. Ahh, yes, ladies and gay men of America–that was essentially the theme of last night’s ‘Real Housewives of NYC‘ Reunion. In other words: Friendships fall apart when you’re being [...]
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