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Pssst…hey, you over there! Summer’s around the corner and you know what that means: Love is in thy flatscreens! Move over Jake Pavelka, Ali Fedotowsky is back as the new ‘Bachelorette‘–and this time no J-O-B is going to keep her from finding a man. On ‘The Bachelor,’ we experienced Ali’s tears of sorrow ad infinitum (and we mean ad infinitum–do you remember the footage?) when she jumped ship to save her advertising career, as well as the high voltage drama created by her confrontational attitude mixed in with the rest of the cast of she-devils and sex pots vying for Jake. But now that that’s so last season, we’re hoping that Miss Fedotowsky’s tears of sorrow will turn into tears of joy…as for the new crew of bachelors, this small sampling might just fill in the blanks. Looks like Beauty could be meeting a few Beasts. Rarrrrh!
RATED WRONG. Here’s a bachelor with a testosterony tale of a broken foot and some pro wrestling under his belt. Brawn could easily fall in love with Brains, but vice-versa? Uhhh, that would be a ‘NO.’ WATCH HERE
SHOOT THE MESSENGER. Frat boy (a.k.a. Shooter) is holding onto his college nickname for dear life (because that’s what former frat boys do). Oh, the good ole days of binge drinking and romp arounds–great memories to share with your potential love interest! Well, sorry to say, Shooter, your aim is way off again. WATCH HERE
HEY, MOUNTAIN MAN! Me like woods. Me like shooting wild animals. But me lonely. Me got a bulldog. But me really want wifey. Hey, Mountain Man, a bit of advice: That’s cool you’re au naturel, but just make sure you wash up–with soap. WATCH HERE
The new season of ‘The Bachelorette’ airs May 24 at 9pm on ABC.
