Monthly Archives: January 2010

The Bachelor: Vienna’s Boobilicious Scandal!

This article can also be found on Fancast.com. Hold onto your god-given endowments: Another Bachelor fiasco has emerged and who better the culprit than Vienna Girardi, the most hated contestant on the show! The Huffington Post reported on a photo of a topless Vienna showing off her doctor-induced mammaries–with a little cover up from Burberry–for [...]

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The Bachelor TV Recap: Jake’s A Serial Rose Killah! (episode 4)

Jake has unleashed a monster–and we’re not talking about the one stuffed in his Wrangler stonewashed faded jeans! In an unprecedented move in Bachelor history, this unassuming, syrupy-sweet Southern boy went maverick on us last night by kicking off four succubi in one show! WHAT DA HELL-AGE?!!! This ain’t no joke, people! Keep your 42-inch flatscreens [...]

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The Bachelor: Rejected Michelle Kujawa Never Meant to Be That Scary

My interview can also be found on Fancast.com. Michelle Kujawa’s second attempt at fleeing The Bachelor was fully granted by an emotionally exhausted Jake last episode. Apparently, the 26-year-old’s intensity for love and determination to get hitched and produce ankle biters proved too much for the Bachelor — and most of the girls — and [...]

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The Bachelor TV Recap: Jake Goes Rogue (episode 3)

Some of ya’ll have been complaining about the show being fake, but make no mistake: Jake was karate-chopping the eccentric va-jay-jays off with no mercy last night! And that is as real as it gets! The blond He-Man’s emotional I.Q. was a lot higher than we had imagined, and with less smiling and more no-nonsense [...]

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The Bachelor: Ashley Elmore, Nice Girls Finish Last

My interview can also be found on Fancast.com. So far this season, Bachelor Jake Pavelka has been determined to defy the notion that “Nice guys finish last.” But unfortunately for ousted contestant Ashley Elmore–best known for her flight attendant dress-up stint–the stereotype holds true for nice girls, too. Although Elmore was initially saddened that her [...]

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The Bachelor TV Recap: Ladies Can Be Playas, Too (episode 2)

Well, the long-awaited hoochie mama mystery…solved? The dialogue between Chris Harrison and Rozlyn Papa on last night’s episode didn’t necessarily bring clarity, but I think it’s safe to say that although there may not have been any home runs, there had to have been at least some first base action going on between Miss Blond [...]

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The Bachelor: Jake Pavelka Dishes On the ‘Affair’

My interview can also be found on Fancast.com. The drama is already in full-force on The Bachelor, with word leaking out last week that Rozlyn Papa was the bachelorette who had an “inappropriate relationship” with one of the producers on the show. So how does Jake feel about all this? The good ole Texan boy [...]

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Reality TV Crashers: Villains or Victors?

Last night, The Bachelorette‘s controversial Wes Hayden returned, reincarnated as The Bachelor‘s Rozlyn Papa. Papa was revealed as the scandalous bachelorette who was in cahoots (allegedly non-sexual but nonetheless deemed “inappropriate”) with one of the show’s producers. The 28-year-old coquette is an example of a female contestant who’s willing to play the publicity-hungry game on [...]

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The Bachelor TV Recap: All Systems Go! (episode 1)

Non-fat, butter-free popcorn in one hand. Diet Coke in the other. And now: girly scream! The momentous love-fest is back and not without a few zingers. The last ‘Bachelor‘ season, Jason Mesnick was branded as the hot, single dad. But now, with this spanking new season, we have the chance at focusing on something deeper, [...]

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