ABC’s The Bachelor and The Bachelorette franchise were just two matchmaking reality shows riding into the sunset until the slippery, insecure heart of Jason Mesnick happened. Then, scorned women from around the country started tuning in by the millions, shaking their fists and gnashing their teeth at the pathetic fella who managed to break two [...]
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This is the second installment of atrocious pop songs originating from the annals of mine’s own tortured mind. Introducing White Lion’s “When the Children Cry” (1987). This is what Angelina Jolie sings to her brood before they go to bed.
In 2008 New York introduced a mandate requiring fast food establishments to add calorie labels to their menus in an attempt to prevent us from growing massive muffin tops and half ton J-Lo’s. According to the assistant city commissioner’s findings, the labels are working. Ignorance sure is bliss, but when faced with the truth (e.g. [...]
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It’s not news that models in fashion mags are airbrushed, but it seems that the controversy and outrage over their digitally altered flawless skin and emaciated bodies won’t go away. Off the top of my head, the latest Photoshop ire has been over Kelly Clarkson’s Self cover, Filippa Hamilton’s Ralph Lauren ad, and Demi Moore’s [...]
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And I thought butt enhancing jeans were ridiculous. When news got out today that Ex-Miss Argentina Solange Magnano died due to complications from gluteus maximus surgery, I wondered if our shock value threshold for cosmetic surgery just got a bit higher. Sure, we’re starting to get used to the idea of sticking needles into our [...]
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I’m starting a new lil series in my blog, which I’ve entitled the Why, Lawd, Why?! Pop Music Vault. This series represents random pop songs that make me feel obscenely gross–like when my kindergarten teacher, Mr. Ellenburg, forced me to eat cafeteria salad mixed with whole vitamin D milk. The lunch tray was lime green. [...]