This is a tale of two “golden girls”–one by the name of Faux Cils [pictured on left], the other, Singulier [pictured on right]. I also like to call them Jen and Angelina, respectively. Faux Cils (Jen) was minding her business being fabulous and flaunting her perfectly sculpted bristles with the utmost voluminous drama–only in the professional way, of course–and that made everybody love her. She thought she’d be the first and the last best mascara for YSL (Brad) since she had a Triple-Film Complex: the first film for intensity, the second for curve, the third for long-lasting effectiveness. Apparently, Faux Cils’ trifecta didn’t keep YSL’s eye from wandering, and he thought that maybe, just maybe he could do even better. Noooo, YSL! Say it isn’t so, you two-timing rich bastuuhd!
But YSL was greedy and curious, and so on a mascara shoot, he discovered a new lean golden tube–but this time with a dark emblem. And YSL liked darkness! He found it very sexy! Her name: Singulier (Angelina). Oh, and she was singulier alright and ready to get her elliptical, multi-dimensional bristles around him for an ‘intense new type of separation.’ And that separation hit the cosmetic world by storm! She promised YSL to be everything that a mascara could be from root to tip–voluminous, lengthening, conditioning, and stylish. But anyone who’s familiar with Faux Cils and has checked out Singulier knows that the former is the better “everything” mascara. So word of advice, YSL: Just because Singulier is sporting new bristles doesn’t mean she’s a sure thing–or worth a $1.50 more at that.
