Monthly Archives: November 2009

The Bachelor: Jake Pavelka’s Second Landing

About a month ago, The Bachelor and Bachelorette fans threw up (or threw down) their Golly Gee Willikers! caps when syrupy sap Jake Pavelka was announced as ABC’s new Bachelor. The 31-year-old Texan pilot packed up his false humility and his rock collection (i.e. his entire upper body) and headed west to the City of [...]

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Zhu Zhu Zombies!

While the media and consumers have been in a Black Friday frenzy over Zhu Zhu Hamsters–the robotic toy hamsters that are programmed to squeak and zoom through tunnels, exercise wheels, and other accessories–I’ve been having a conniption fit. Hellooo, has anyone seen I, Robot?! Zhu Zhu Hamsters are hatching an evil plot to take over [...]

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Jerking Around: Dancing Never Made Me Feel So Old

First, there was jerk chicken. Then came beef jerky. Now there’s jerking–a hip hop dance, most simply put, as a backwards Running Man. The last I heard, crumping was hot, but I guess I was too busy downloading Lionel Richie and Poison’s Greatest Hits onto my iPod that I missed a beat. Last weekend, The [...]

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Gold Rush: My ‘e!’ True Hollywood Story of YSL’s Faux Cils & Singulier Mascaras

This is a tale of two “golden girls”–one by the name of Faux Cils [pictured on left], the other, Singulier [pictured on right]. I also like to call them Jen and Angelina, respectively. Faux Cils (Jen) was minding her business being fabulous and flaunting her perfectly sculpted bristles with the utmost voluminous drama–only in the [...]

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Netflixing High Fashion: Rent the Runway

When I heard about RentTheRunway.com (RTR), I–in keeping with fashion guru Rachel Zoe‘s signature adverbial misuse–”literally” felt like diving into every corner mailbox. For all you who were analog shopping, Rent the Runway serves as a “Netflix” for glam garb by allowing you to borrow dresses at 10% of their retail price.  You simply peruse [...]

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