Stop the insanity. Why doesn’t this show end?! Not only did ABC re-play Monday night’s craptastic season finale but then there was–what cool Bachelorette fans like to refer to as simply–the “ATFR” show. I’d like to refer to it as the “WTF?!” or the “TMI” show but to each her own. I’m gonna keep this [...]
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**IMPORTANT NOTE: If you find that you’re missing me–like badly–please come back on September 9th. My next reality TV victim will be America’s Next Top Model!!!** [Cue swan song] And. so. it. is. The journey has ended. Jils has finally found her hot dog, her one true love. And yet…thanks to her yawn-worthy choice of [...]
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Mwah hahahaha! Sound the trumpets–I’m making it official! Hold onto your laxatives and Slim Fast–because come September 9th, I’ll be recapping America’s Next Top Model! What do ya’ll think?! In the mean time, keep stopping by–I’ll still be putting in my two cents ;P
Reunions. They’re an amalgam of anxiety, excitement, and revelation–or, to rephrase it in the vernacular of the reality tube viewer, a mix of UH OHs, NUH-UHs!, and WHAT THEs?! And we surely howled a barrage of these verbal gems as we watched the boys’ tell-all slumber party unfold last night. Our frisky inquiring minds wanted [...]
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What’s a wrinkle to do? In the past few years, injectable dermal fillers have been the latest craze for age haters who prefer a non-invasive approach to looking young. But question: Have any of you out there actually seen someone who’s filler’d up and looked naturally fab? Look at these celebs and tell me if [...]
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All I have to say is CO-CO-NUTS. Was that a collective orgiastic nightmare we had, or did I just O.D. on my adult gummy vitamins? Are you telling me that the explosion of the show was reached at the very ending–and not in three intervals in the fantasy suites? Ring the damn alarm–Silly Jilly is [...]
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Gayness! Cuteness we love to hate! A desktop who knows not the human language of love! And wickedness finally revealed! This week’s adventure whisks us to Spain, a place where romance should be celebrated, but thanks to a couple numb nuts, we find it decimated. Now that Jils is down to four victims, her barren [...]
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