Marc Royce
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Amid televised break-ups, scandals, and unrelenting tabloid gossip, you’d think that almost everyone within the ‘Bachelor’ family would remain single and spawnless forever. Well, okay, that might still be true, but in this case, not so! Drum roll…Former ‘Bachelor’ contestant Melissa Rycroft is preggies!
“It’s the most wonderful surprise in the world,” tells Rycroft to US Weekly. “It’s such a blessing.” Read More
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If Scott Disick is a pastel-lovin’ narcissist psycho—as we’ve been seeing more evidence of in ‘Kourtney & Khloé Take Miami’—then what exactly does that make his Baby Mama, who seems to make a bad habit of taking him back?
“It’s a whole different world now that I have a child,” Scott told People this past weekend. “And, yes, I have grown up quite a bit.”
Oh really, Mr. Pink in Paisley? Considering that you’re boozing it up til 6 in the morn with your homeboys every night, Khloé believing ‘you have murder in your eyes,’ and your own woman guessing your blood type is Patron — we beg to differ. Read More
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My half-eaten burrito with Louisiana hot sauce was more filling than last night’s ‘Bachelorette: Men Tell All’ show. It was quite literally like being forced to watch the entire season rolled into two hours, with interview quotes you’ve already read online upchucked verbatim from the rejected bachies’ pie-holes.
The deluge of boredom that emanated through our screens made Justin ‘Rated R’ Rego, Craig M, and Frankensheister Neuschaefer’s absence all the more mentally taxing, and for one brief hallucinatory moment we feared that the long-lost three had been abducted by aliens and the only thing that could bring them back was Kasey’s heartfelt Backstreet Boy ditty.
Because there is nothing new to recount, let us give Pabst blue ribbons to the following victims who at least injected a few seconds of life before rigor mortis set into our gaping mouths: Read More
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Kirk DeWindt may have gotten the shaft from Ali Fedotowsky on ‘The Bachelorette,’ but by the time he interviewed with reporters two weeks ago, the Midwestern blondie was ready to get back in the saddle again. “I’m single and I am now exploring the dating world. It’s flattering: I had a good response and when I’m out and about, people are great. But I’m excited to get back out there, to be honest with you,” he said.
Have you blinked yet? POOF! Kirk has apparently wasted no time at all, as he’s now dating Ali’s former ‘Bachelor’ contestant rival, Jessie Sulidis, who’ll be starring in the upcoming spinoff ‘Bachelor Pad,’ People reports. Read More
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Straight men of America: Have no fear of your turtlenecks! According to ‘Bachelorette’ Ali Fedotowsky, they don’t take away from your love for the ladies…well, at least in ‘Bachelor’ Jake Pavelka’s case.
“Just because he wears really nice turtleneck sweaters does not mean he’s gay!” exclaimed the 25-year-old when she appeared on ‘Lopez Tonight’ earlier this week. Read More
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Last night’s ‘Bachelorette’ was definitely a soap opera: there was beauty(!), romance(!), and a lover’s betrayal(!). And it was the betrayal that served as the ultimate buzzkill for Ali Fedotowsky’s growing mojo at finding a hubby.
We caught up with Miss Sunshine to get into the nitty gritty about how she feels about Frank Neuschaefer’s naughty act and what the truth is behind all those tabloid rumors.
Did you watch the show last night? What was it like seeing what you went through with Frank?
I absolutely did. It was hard—it was really hard. I felt like I almost relived it a little bit. Of course, I got hundreds of texts from family and friends…and I was like, ‘Thanks! I could’ve used the support three months ago!’ But right now I’m really happy and moved on, and even though it was emotional to watch, I shut the TV off at the end of the night and smiled and thought, ‘Thank God he left!’ I’m so much better off for it…and everything happens for a reason.” Read More
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With my Tahitian Noni juice in hand, I toasted last night’s episode of ‘The Bachelorette’ to poor broken-hearted Ali-cakes. For last night was not just an ordinary boring installment of her hunt for the right man, but rather, it revealed the harsh realities of finding love — not only amid a jungle of insincere fame whores — but also with emotionally handicapped ones like Frankensheister. Could his deeds be as bad or worse than Rated R’s?
While this Tahitian experience was supposed to be a paradisiacal dream—both visually and physically (hello, overnight dates!) for the love-hungry Giggle Princess—it became a cesspool of betrayal of the highest retail fashion order!
Before my body explodes with Noni juice, let us recap this Paradise Lost! Read More
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Reality dating show rumors. They’re delish for ratings but not for the contestants, and for ‘Bachelorette’ Ali Fedotowsky, the gossip ish has hit the fan. The questions is: Which rumor is true, dadgummit? Here are a few juicy stories that’ll get your BS meter swaying…
Last Wednesday, InTouch Weekly reports through sources that Ali’s “devastated” by the outcome of the show and is betrayed not only by Frank Neuschaefer but also Roberto Martinez and Chris Lambton! What the FFFFF?! Read More
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Throughout this season of ‘The Bachelorette,’ we knew Kirk DeWindt as the blond dude with the hard bod whose buttery lips spread smoothly over Ali Fedotowsky’s…and caused the likes of Frank Neuschaefer to twitch like a muscle spasm. But after last Monday’s hometown dates, those images were but a distant memory once we discovered that he’s the son of a father who finds joy in stuffing Fluffy the Cat and of a mother whom we hoped had the option of getting Invisalign.
While we’ll never know if Kirky’s unique family dynamic contributed to Ali’s decision to bump him off the list, at least we know he’s willing to speak to reporters about his experience at almost finding love. Read More
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Now that we’ve been thoroughly edu-muh-cated on the thug-style approach to resolving a conflict on the ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ weave-pulling episode, it made us ponder who would win in an all-out battle: New York or New Jersey? Well, it depends. If the ladies were competing at a game of Scrabble, it’s probably safe to put your bets on the Big Apple. But if we’re dealing with a verbal smackdown or a mud wrestling contest, things get a little murky.
To make things fair, we’ve pulled out the main troublemakers from each show, divided them into groups, and put them in a ring.
Here is what we discovered in our scientific investigation: Read More